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Bartender- The tavern keeper at Branton's favorite watering hole. Always one to share a story with his customers. He's quick to make a fool of anyone who starts to present themselves as one. He always has a ear out for local banter, and he'll tell you secrets, provided you can fill his purse with the amount of gold he wants. Once you get on his good side though, he's a loyal friend. Of course, all of these things point out that he's a rogue NPC. See 'Vendor' for typical npcs, hehe. |
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Bluebird- Only named so because it's a bird and it's blue. It's quite large, and it has a very sharp beak, as Branton can and would testify. It is known to gather its' cohorts and carry victims away. Warning! Do not throw rocks at this bird! |
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Branton Jensyr- Branton Jensyr is one of three children. He has a younger sister Vanessa (known better as Vixyn) and a twin brother Thranton. Raised by their Uncle Thomas Jensyr, the children grew up in the woods of Minoc in solidarity. Thomas was a royal bard, and wasn't home very often. This led Branton to pursue mischievous past-times. To make a long story short, he befriended the elderly Trodais Eraswind, and over time they joined the Death Corps, reigning terror, and having hilarious side adventures at the same time! (Okay, he'd never admit to that, but look at the comics, would ya?) |
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Brendan Setaro/Venom- Well, this is yours truly. Of course I don't actually look like this. My eyes are far less buggy, and my eyebrows aren't that big. Plus my hat says 'Alcatraz' on it. Umm yeah... I'm 21 and I live in Connecticut, USA. You want to know more about me?! Why?! Step away, lest I call the authorities on you! Well, in all seriousness, you can find out more about me on my main art webpage, I have an 'about me' section for that sorta stuff. I just had to add this because technically, I'm a character in the comic as well. |
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Cow- Another animal that becomes hostile when hit with a rock. Imagine that? I should say that I in no way condone animal cruelty. But I made this cow, and for the love of pete, I can throw stuff at it! It's not even a real cow. It's a cow that steals candy from children and trips old ladies. You don't want a cow like that roaming the world now, do you? I didn't think so. |
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Damien- to the untrained eye, damien is just a funky big headed kid who likes to jump out of bushes and scare people. Actually, that sounds like Frac too (see further down list). Damien is actually a fellow RPer. Though I've never met him, or heard of him. Thats because I made him up. But the fact is that he's a player just like me, and possibly you. Unless you don't RP. Then he's nothing like you, and he'd steal your lunch money. |
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Damien in true form- Once Damien makes his presence known, he's a much bigger entity! Able to take that cow up there, breath on it, and make an instant steak. He could also make a Branton steak too... that'll never happen. You may not know it, but Branton can run pretty fast for a fat drunkard. |
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d00d- One of the many blights of Britannia. This specimen sports blinding neon hair which is unnatural in every way imaginable! Be careful, because although he tries to speak in common tongue, he occasionally slips and starts speaking a foreign tongue. These traits presented together should tip you off that you are not talking to a human, but in fact, one of the dreaded d3wds! Beware! |
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The Dark Lord Elmdor- The high and mighty guild master of Death Corps. Without this man, there would be no comic. Well, I guess I should say without the guy behind the character. But you know what I mean. This Jay Leno look alike loves long walks on the beach at night. The only thing he asks is that you're undead! Call now ladies, he's waiting. |
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Frac/Termeric- The man behind Trodais Eraswind. Not that he does any of the writing for the comic. His spelling is awful. Frac is just a funky big headed kid who likes to jump out of bushes and scare people (See? I told you.). He's one of my buddies IRL, and the one who convinced me to start playing UO again. I run the comics by this guy before I let 'em out. He's also adding additional commentary on the comic pages. Look for a special edition of LSODC courtesy of Frac soon! |
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Groom- Frazer's his name. Loitering is his game. You can meet Frazer, and many others like him, well, anywhere. Anywhere except a church that is. That would be the only logical place for a groom to be. Sorry ladies, although he stands in the middle of nowhere all by himself, he's taken! By who? How should I know. Ask around, there's just as many brides to be found as there are grooms. |
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Guard- Just one of the many guards populating the cities of Britannia. This particular guard has the right idea. He'll respond to trouble the first few times he's summoned, but you'd best be careful. I think he's plotting an uprising! He's been seen meeting with the blue bird... |
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Lich Lord- This crusty old undead fogey just doesn't know when to stay dead. Luckily the guard above took care of him once and for all. For those of you wondering what exactly a lich is, literally it means 'a dead body'. However, in fantasy terms, it refers to a powerful undead wizard. A classic example is the lich who posessed Horance in Ultima 7 part 1: The Black Gate. But then, you'd have to play the best game ever to know who I'm talking about. |
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Link- A legend in his own right! He hails from the lands of Hyrule. He is on a quest to rid the land of the evil Ganondorf and save the beautiful Princess Zelda. Sound out of place? Well, duh. Don't get me wrong, I love the Zelda series... but read episode 15 and it's accompanied rant to see what I mean! **Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, and Hyrule are all © Nintendo Inc.** |
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Minion- A generic lump sum of every lame minion who DC has had the misfortune of recruiting. *cough*Joshua*cough*Syn*cough*Zed*cough*just to name a few*cough*. But there's something different in this case... I like Minion. Maybe thats because I made him. Otherwise, he's damn annoying. Just like some other players I've known! I'm sure some of you have my back on that one. Oh, and if you feel this character associates with you, you need to stay away from RPing guilds. |
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Old Man Beta- Just a funny representation of a UO character who's been around for a long time. This guy has had the misfortune of being controlled by Carl. Who Carl is... I don't know. But he can't be too nice to have left Old Man Beta in this state. Constantly naked and in a stupor about the world around him, he sees things no one else does... like a big mystical glove floating around in the sky, disappearing roofs, and furniture that moves around by itself. If you see him, show some sympathy. |
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Trodais Eraswind- Age: Unknown. Trodais is and old grizzled sorcerer who has seen many things in his life. Granted powers by the daemon known as Wormius long ago, he left the creatures guidance and pursued his own twisted goals. To make a long story short, he eventually befriended the mountain man Branton Jensyr, and over time they joined the Death Corps, where he now serves rank as a Black Sorcerer. Of course you wouldn't be able to tell it from the comic, as he's just a grumpy old man with a perpetual grimace on his ugly mug. |
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Vendor- One of the many generic NPCs in UO. Yep, she's just a wooden cutout, because she posesses no life whatsoever, but that's to be expected of an NPC, since they're not actually real. If you're looking to be board (get it?) then this is the woman for you. In all seriousness though, she could be exchanged with another NPC vendor at any time, and there would be no notice, as they all behave exactly the same. |