This comic is a dedication to another type of player. I call these players the Closet Duelists, or D3wdz in Disguise. These are people who seem to genuinely want to be in a serious RP guild, at first. But over time, they let their guard down, and their true nature shows again, and again, and again, and again... K.
Wanna duel? No? Okay, I can accept that! I won't ask again, thanks for your time. Hah! Like that ever happens. Sure, training is fine, in fact, necessary, if you want to be a respectable army... but if you're walking in front of your guilds keep to buy some decorations for your cabin, you're not particularly in the mood to be barraged by 'Wanna duel?'s. That's not the only symptom of Minionitis. Another symptom is the stray OOC comment. But not just any comment, like one which informs a guild that the member must depart. No, in the midst of battle, swords clashing, explosions blaring, a bit 'W0000000000000000000t!11!!!' comes up on the screen. C'mon guys, a little tact? *cough*Syn*cough*.
Don't get me wrong... I KNOW UO is a game. But when you're in a guild like DC, you join for a reason, and thats for serious playing. Sound contradictory? Maybe... but 'tis true! |
